I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t.
I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.
or my fake fbi badge
Or my pocket magnifying glass
or my wand
or my psychic paper
Or my precious
I lost it at my precious
so did smeageol
Anonymous asked: i dont want you to suck my dick, i want you to suck my heart.
Awe, das so sweet
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.