Pointless Paradise.

clintofbartonia:

thejohnlockgames:

iwillalwaysfindyousnow:

onceuponatimeinerebor:

consultingsuperhusbands:

jashingirl:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

for-the-love-of-scarves:

a-mind-occupied-by-tennant:

p0isone:

I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. 

Amen.

I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.

or my fake fbi badge

Or my pocket magnifying glass

or my wand

or my psychic paper

Or my precious

I lost it at my precious

so did smeageol

(via jee-zelle)

Anonymous asked: i dont want you to suck my dick, i want you to suck my heart.

Awe, das so sweet

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(via askinnyblackman)

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

(via foreveralone-lyguy)